Lloyd Dallas: The
director of a
Nothing On. Temperamental. Part
of a love triangle involving
Poppy and Brooke.
Dotty Otley: A
Forgetful. Has a romantic
interest in Garry, and provokes
him by showing interest in
Garry Lejeune: A
stuttering actor, easily fired
up. Has a romantic interest in
Dotty, and is driven by jealousy
to attack Freddy repeatedly. His
speech impediment disappears
onstage. Constantly stutters and
ends sentences with "you
Brooke Ashton: A young
inexperienced actress from
London. She pays no attention to
others, either in performance or
backstage. She rarely takes
direction, and persists in role
regardless of any interruption.
She is always losing her contact
lenses. Part of the
Frederick (Freddy) Fellowes:
Has a serious fear of violence
and blood. Gets nosebleeds
easily. Lacks confidence and is
rather dim-witted and pompous.
Belinda Blair: Cheerful
and sensible, a reliable
actress. Has a rather protective
attitude towards Freddy.
Assistant Stage Manager.
Emotional and over-sensitive,
and envious of Brooke, whom she
understudies. Part of the
Selsdon Mowbray: Elderly
and with actorly mannerisms. If
he is not in sight while
rehearsing, the stage crew must
find him before he finds the
Timothy Allgood: An
over-worked Stage Manager.
Understudies Selsdon and Freddy.